"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!
what the fuck dennys
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me
You don’t have to look a certain way to look good. ^^ I wish I could have included more girls, but I hope I got the point across!
the only thing good about being a parent is that you can go to kids movies and not look like a freak