altonzm:

yungmethuselah:

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

And it’s amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

She was a universe. Never ending and awe inspiring. She made others intimidated with her vast soul. All cells in her body were replicas of the stars in the sky. She was hand crafted by nebulas and had fallen like a meteorite. She was the heavens made flesh.

People with dark souls have nothing but dark dreams. People with really dark souls do nothing but dream.

capacity:

I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry !

hoebama:

hoebama:

i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying “no” he says “fraid not” and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket

hijerking:

being in an active group chat like